Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I have fence marks all over my body
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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