he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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