You can't motorboat a personality
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
two words...techno handjob
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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