are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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