he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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