i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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