Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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