i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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