Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
worst night to have a conscience
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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