How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
only if we run a train.
done.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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