singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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