We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
this hospital has no fireball
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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