Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize