I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
This baby is an asshole
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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