It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
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You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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