its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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