I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Do vagina's smell?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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