I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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