It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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