the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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