just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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