Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
she peed on how many people?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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