guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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