can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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