worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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