i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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