haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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