He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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It's never too late to be topless.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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