did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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