toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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