ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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