I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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