oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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