i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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