and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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