there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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