At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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