dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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