I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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