hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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