The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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