I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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