i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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