I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize