I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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