My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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