At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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