Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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