Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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