thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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